Sunday, November 16, 2008

On the lighter side..

Being that trying to move Mt. Laundry-more, doing dishes, fighting with kids over homework, food shopping , cooking, and general house-drudgery does not the interesting blog make....I offer for your consideration the following:

Top 5 ways that men and greyhounds are alike:

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both mark their territory.
3. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
4. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
5. Both fart shamelessly.

and in the spirit of fairness

Top 5 reasons why a greyhound is better than a wife

1. Your greyhound's parents will never visit you.
2. A greyhound loves when you leave your clothes on the floor.
3. your greyhound will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
4. your greyhound does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
5. The later you are, the happier your greyhound is to see you.

5 comments:

Leslie said...

Something about your--post almost makes me glad I live alone. I do miss my little dog Rags. Cheers !

Stephen said...

Ha! Number 5 is more pride than shameless! Our newest is the worst. She wakes everyone with her methane cannon. I couldn't be more proud.

alex said...
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alex said...

Stephen,
Well then, congratulations to you and the canine cannon...I guess.
Cough, cough

Addie said...

Alex, this is so funny...How I wish I'd thought up these lists myself! Now go forth and bask in the warm glow of your own cleverness, you deserve it.

Addie