Top Ten

Top Ten reasons I wish my life were more like a 1970's T.V. show:

10) Good help would NOT be hard to find,

and we would be able to afford a maid, as well as feed 6 kids, on 1 income

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(9) Our dog would be more like this
And less like this (nothing personal Hero)

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(8) A twitch of the nose would solve all problems-(not just be a sign that the pollen level is REALLY high)

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(7) The neighbors would not only NOT be judgemental- but would make us look amazingly intelligent and sophisticated.

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(6) I could say things like "Sock it to me" and "groovy" on a regular basis

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(5) There would be writers to make sure that I always had a witty comeback/ answer-

and who could make even "dead wood" look clever (right Mr. Stick?)

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(4) I could make loads of money off my kid's talent

(3) The good guys would always win

(2) We would have our very own COOL theme song

AND

(#1) My van would have a better paint job (lol)